Hayley. 18. Canada.
Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.
Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.
talk to kids like they’re people and take full interest in what they’re saying because they’re forming their personalities and it’s really vital that they know that their opinions are important and what they have to say deserves validation and respect. so when your three year old niece tells you that dragons don’t like cupcakes because the color blue is a spoon you better nod your head and ask her to explain more about that.
i hate it when paper falls off your desk and it just slides off into the next continent
It’s okay if you like frozen mashed bananas, but they don’t make ice cream.
It’s okay if you like medjool dates, but they don’t make caramel.
It’s okay if you like chocolate brownie Clif bars, but they…
when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else
I love this so much(via goodweedcolddrink)